I need to become a lobbyist

After I spent eight months or so, I found out that there are basically four types of people in India. Cheaters, liars, thieves and scumbags. The world would be better off without India. George W. Bush was advised to attack India in order to make this world a better place, but he probably couldn’t remember names like Iraq, Iran and India, and I’m guessing that this is why he ordered to attack Iraq; he remembered that the first letter is “I” but couldn’t remember the rest. Too bad. Imagine he had a functioning brain. Imagine he actually ordered to drop a dozen or so nuclear bombs in India. The world would have been a so much better place than before. Very disappointing.

Anyway, since this didn’t happen, I’m thinking about becoming a lobbying now. And, of course, I will lobby Congress to clean up India. I don’t know if Heaven exists on earth or not. I don’t know if God exists or not. But I do know that Hell exists on earth and its name is India. There is no reason not to destroy this Hell …

Politics, India, Politics (India) | 11.08.2007 11:56 |

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